See what the critics are saying about comedian

Sal Rodriguez...

 

 

"He should have his own sitcom!"

- Sal's mom

 

"He sounds great when he's rehearsing in the bathroom!"

- Thom Ozimek, Sal's neighbor

 

"I wouldn't want to be married to a stand-up comedian!"

- Sal's former fiancé

 

"You think he's funny on stage, you should see him having sex!"

- This and That, Sal's cats

 

"No, he can't have new carpets, but we are raising his rent!"

- Sky Properties, Sal's landlords

 

"He's never doing the 'Uncircumcised' bit again!"

- Sal

 

"He needs to invite more people!"

- Club Promoter

 

"He's heavier in person!"

- Sal's Internet date

 

"So, he's a Latino comedian?"

- Jack Assadourian, Ha Ha Café

 

"He is always on time to pay back!"

- Vlad Yakovlev, Pay Day Advance Services

 

"His suit was not flattering!"

- Marcia Shapiro, The Casting Network

 

"Mexican? I thought he was Israeli?"

- Drunk man in audience

 

"That was fo' shizzle off the hizzle!"

- Black guy at Laugh Factory's Chocolate Sundays

 

"I've got a good joke for him to use…"

- A number of Sal's well-meaning friends

 

"I've actually never seen his comedy!"

- People Sal no longer speaks to

 

"Sal who?"

- Mitzi Shore, Comedy Store

 

 

 

 

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