Public Service Announcemant

Public Service Announcement

"Hi, I'm David Schwimmer from Friends. For decades blind children have not been able to enjoy one of America's most beloved foods: alphabet soup - until now. I'm here to talk to you about a new program: Campbell's Soup, in association with The Ray Charles Institute for the Blind, and myself, have joined forces to bring to you Alphabet Soup for the Blind. That's right: Alphabet Soup for the Blind. You see, in order to enjoy traditional alphabet soup, to see the floating A, B, Cs, you have to be sighted. But now, with Alphabet Soup for the Blind, our letters are in Braille - finally giving blind children a chance to eat and learn at the same time. Won't you please send your tax-deductible donation to the Alphabet Soup for the Blind Outreach Fund? Let's nourish and teach blind children, one meal at a time. Thank you."

(Three months later)

Public Service Announcement

"Hi, I'm David Schwimmer from Friends. I'm speaking to you on behalf of the National Burn Treatment Center. A few months ago I spoke to America about what we thought was a great idea - a way for blind children to be able to enjoy alphabet soup. Yes, I'm talking about Alphabet Soup for the Blind. However, what we thought was a revolutionary way for vision-impaired children to be able to eat and learn, has only resulted in countless reports of emergency room visits and lawsuits, not to mention the near bankruptcy of Campbell's Soup Corporation. Please do not give your children Alphabet Soup for the Blind. Won't you please send your tax-deductible donation to the National Alphabet Soup for the Blind Recall Fund? Because America deserves to have burn-free blind children. Thank you."